kamalaskhans:

When you’re a kid, you assume your parents are soulmates. My kids are gonna be right about that.
Jim Halpert and Pam Beesly in The Office - Season 5

myrosepetals:

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chamacafeahorrible:

getting into the shower: evil evil evil

being in the shower: there is no past and there is no future, there is just the here and now, i am alone but i am not lonely, i am calm and one with the universe, existence is sublime

getting out of the shower: evil evil evil (wet version)

jackanthonyfernandez:

Her stupid ass

onigatito:

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jackandhisspacemonkey:

Teal'c and I are going to have a look around first. You…ask questions.

Anonymous asked: ok... cis male, tall and lanky, brown hair that i always hide under my hat (i don't leave anywhere without it!), italian/japanese, kind of a nervous wreck, terrified of ghosts and my fav color is green!

batz:

fuckkkkkkkktumblah-deactivated2:

aw omg would date u sound adorable

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Just popping by to share my Sammy wallpaper 😰😰

animalcrossingmemes:

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fvace:

catch me crying in the chips aisle

guavabat:

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the greatest social commentary of all time.

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